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Grace Marais

15:00 – 18:00 Tuesday, Thursday and Friday - Highway 326 with Grace

 

Grace Marais the maniacal megalomaniac, notions of grandeur abound (and they all come with a theme song).

Juxtaposed with the ceaseless struggle to find an army of minions (just sign here ………..). Following her withered little heart, this little ball of fun has found herself on the shores of THE PLETTENBERG BAY, where she has met many struggles through her ascension to greatnessdom, (ah, staircase! My old nemesis!). 

She has slewn the seaweed hydra at the isle of the Beacon, walked the treacherous slopes of the Mountain of Abundant Seals to find herself at the Mellvilles Foothills. 

A great cry from the heavens did rend through the lands (not unlike Dovhakin). Her calling heard, she mustered strength enough to carve a path through the Legion known as “Tourist”, with her battle cry of “um, please just sign here ………….” 

She took up the mantle of Lady Grace, as is befitting her awesomenessness. Now she sits astride her wheely Chair Throne, where she tantalizes the soon to be minions with her hypnotic vocals (pffffttt yea right) along with the sirens lullaby’s captured on the mystical device known far and wide as ……… “Radio” 

Dun dun duuuuunnn 

Now if you will just sign here ………….